| Had a really awkward experience helping jack off a horse yesterday. |
[May. 31st, 2009|08:12 pm] |
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When jack start to climb off and I was helping him down i accidentally touched his ass.
A man walked into bar and to his amazement he saw a monkey in a cage.
When he sat down on the bar stool, he asked the bartender why is there a monkey in a cage.
The bartender sez "I have to keep the monkey in the cage.
The man then ask "Why don't you let him out?"
The bartender "No...thats not a good idea for the moment...I have to keep him caged."
The man then sez "C'mon man let him out, I wanna see what your monkey can do."
The bartender then sez "OK. I'll let him out."
The bartender proceeds to let the monkey out, and when the monkey comes out the cage, the bartender slaps the monkey on the back of its head sorta hard.
The monkey quickly goes for the bartender's groin, unzips his pants and proceeds to give the bartender a blowjob.
The man looks in total amazement seeing a monkey giving a blowjob.
The bartender then asks the man if wants to try it.
The man then sez "Sure I'll try it. But don't hit me so hard."
LMAO I kill me!
Ps. Ken needs to get a myspace! |
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